8/30/2014 (5:30am) 386,110 notes








look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

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8/30/2014 (5:27am) 21,297 notes


"sorry miss i cant do pe today because i strained my eyebrow"

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“But your best friend is still your best friend. Even from half a world away. Distance can’t sever that connection. Best friends are the kind of people who can survive anything. And when best friends see each other again, after being separated by half a world and more miles than you think you can bear, you pick up right where you left off. After all, that’s what best friends do.”

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8/28/2014 (9:57am) 9,202 notes


"driver roll up the partition please"


"I don’t need you seeing yonce on her knees"


"took 45 minutes to get all dressed up"


"we ain’t even gonna make it to this club"


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Films About Ghosts: The Best Of...

Track name: Big Yellow Taxi

Artist: Counting Crows

Album: Films About Ghosts: The Best Of...

Played 2,849 times

8/28/2014 (9:17am) 153 notes


Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi ft. Vanessa Carlton.

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8/28/2014 (9:16am) 18,955 notes

fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants


money will be worth more since it’s bigger

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99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

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